Sunday, April 05, 2009

Tin Pan South and NSAI Spring Training is finally over...

I realized that I cannot stand country music anymore...I have been officially overexposed. I attended the NSAI spring training for songwriters and I realized how wide the margin is between the beginning songwriter and the professional. But for some reason the distance in one's mind never seems too wide to grasp by using the ego to lasso onto the other side of the spectrum.

One problem with the creative industries is that people feel like being polite is easier than giving a true critique, so "artists" can continue to create crappy work and remain totally oblivious. This problem persisted at the NSAI Spring Training. There was a breakout session where 15 songwriters were teamed up with a Nashville publisher to have a listening session. Well, remarkably, the publisher 'liked' everyone's song! Fabulous. It was too much fluff and back-patting to be helpful to anyone.

But sometimes it is in fact safer to not offend the creepy dude or dudette with emotional baggage...so it is a toss up to decide if the publisher was playing it safe for the sake of being polite or for reasons of personal safety...


As far as Tin Pan South goes, I saw one show that I loved and another show that was suprisingly, not great. I loved the early show at the Rutledge on Friday Night, I got to see Greg Barnhill, Nicole Witt, Chas Sanford, and Doug Johnson, they were all fantastic. They were all on the top of their game, and played their big hits. The pacing of the show was fast, so the 'in-the-round' stayed interesting with no downtime.

The late show at the Mercy Lounge Saturday Night was a yawn, unfortunately. They had too many stops and starts, and kept shuffling in unofficial guests. Oh well, it's all over now... sigh.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

MTV, AMTV?... MTV does MUSIC videos again?

So, here is some good news, MTV is getting back to its roots in order to provide entertainment for the ADHD, ADD, Insomniac crowd! They will begin broadcasting MUSIC videos from 3am to 9am Monday through Thursday. Now this decision is moving MTV towards sensible hipness, even for the lamest TV station on cable.

Based on this, I think I will approve that $200k, music video that my mega recording label has been bugging me to create....

I mean where else besides the new MTV - AMTV could musicians get an audience for their visual representations of their indie rock poetry? Oh wait, perhaps they could post it on....Youtube.
Published: March 30, 2009, Business / Media & Advertising, NYTimes.com
In an experiment that harks back to its origins, MTV will use 3 to 9 a.m. Monday through Thursday to show music videos, news, interviews and performances.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

2009 Nashville Film Festival Announces Selections

Ah, film festivals! A whole other level of hipness beyond the world of indie music.... mostly because the budgets in the film world are bigger; you can buy more champagne with that bigger slush fund.

The Nashville Film Festival is in it's 40th year in 2009. That is quiet a good run; it started in 1969, (that makes it older than the Sundance film festival, which started in 1985)
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They have officially announced the selections for this year's festival, so read through the summaries, read the titles, take a gamble and go see some films April 16-23.

Also, people are buzzing about the special showing of "500 Days of Summer" it is some kind of 'hip' romantic comedy starring
Zooey Deschanel, who is a darling of the indie rock world because of her band 'She and Him.' She actually records and puts out music, which gives her some kind of street cred.

500 Days of Summer is the opening film of the festival, so maybe we should all go out and see it and then criticize it for being cliche...

film titles and summaries

Festival dates: April 16-23
Location:
Regal Green Hills Stadium 16, 3815 Green Hills Village Drive, Nashville, TN, near the Mall at Green Hills

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

What is hip in Nashville? Jesus is hip.

So I was smoking sheesha with a group of hipsters over near West End. It was a cool hipster living room, with a nice mix of Jewish kids and gentile types, so I thought 'this crowd is pretty cosmopolitan, top of the hipster heap,' if you will. So it was interesting that two separate, young foxy women, in the same five minutes declared that their life choices were directed by Jesus.

The first babe was an actress who recently moved from New York to Nashville. She was aspiring to play Jennifer Aniston's character in the up and coming 'Friends' reunion-revival-jubilee spin-off show. Why did she decide to move? The Lord. The lord told her that she would be happy everyday if she moved to Nashville. Well if that doesn't sound like a good deal I don't know what does! So needless to say, she moved, and has been happy every... single...day since.

So from my hipster soapbox I gave a disinterested 'that's great..." and decided to start a conversation with...anyone else. Because, I thought it best to avoid the uncomfortable prospect of discussing whether she had maybe misinterpreted Jesus, and he actually was instructing her to move to Asheville, North Carolina and that maybe they had been talking over a bad cell phone connection... alas, a hipster should never be too concerned with other people, so I moved on.

But, I didn't get very far off the 'Jesus told me too,' path; our second subject was a model. Now I have some knowledge of the world of fashion and modeling due to my hipster status, so I thought here we go, let me fire off a couple conversation starters and get this drab chit-chat started. I asked her, as cool as I could, "do you have an agency that you work with?" And she fired back, "I like to say that Jesus Christ is my manager." What else can be said after that?... Super!, that must make it easy to get people to return his phone calls!...Hello, this is Jesus, I've got this great girl for your promo, long legs, and a pretty face,...you'll take her?! Great!

I wish I could get Jesus to start booking shows for my band...

My favorite New York to Nashville transplant Eef Barzelay of Clem Snide has an appropriate Jesus song for this occasion.

Messiah Complex Blues - Clem Snide








Friday, March 20, 2009

Sex, Lies, and Photoshop... France creating a ban on Negative Body Image?

Hip or not? putting a ban on airbrushed photos and negative body image.... That would be hip, if it were only that easy. "1-3 minutes spent flipping through women's magazines can lower self esteem."

I know I appreciate the 'flaws' of the body. I believe that these flaws are what makes each one of us beautiful, unique and yes, hip. For instance I have, what I call, an artist's nose, and it is super large and super fabulous. You may not want to look at photos of my nose in a perfume ad or a billboard for Nike Reebok Sandal sale... but still, it's a good nose.

Check the vid for yourself, and let's give the airbrushers credit for their artistic work.
Sex, Lies and Photoshop - Video Library - The New York Times, Opinion

Sunday, November 09, 2008

How to love ugly, mismatched, and old furniture

So I needed a new bookcase, but as you know it is never just about the bookcase...this is the story of how I learned to love my ugly, mismatched, and old furniture. I have been spending too much time over at ApartmentTherapy.com, they have some beautiful and smartly decorated little homes over there. Everyone has a sexy and cute house with thoughtful knickknacks and small pets. Most of the houses don't even have bookcases but just playful assortments of magazines and coffee tables books. So aside from throwing out my entire book collection I had to find another way to achieve this wonderful world of glossy apartments. I decided that I needed a new bookcase to calm my nerves and get closer to apartment zen.

Well this began the search for something made of wood. Who would have guessed that wood furniture is totally passe? Well apparently wood furniture is for people who want to "invest" in "real" furniture. So this relegated me to the eschilons of people investing in chip board laminated or veneered furniture. For some reason this completely depressed me. I hate to spend little dribbles of money here and there on something destined for the garage dump. But then I realized aren't we all destined for that big garbage dump in the sky eventually?

So instead of buying something new, I decided just to look at people with uglier furniture than me. Ah, I feel better, don't you?
The Ugliest Couches in the world, contest and gallery

...and here is another reason to feel smug about not buying anything new.
Saving $10 is far different than spending $10
Spend $10 Today, Be Out $100K Tomorrow by Jeffrey Strain May 5, 2008
There is often a false assumption that saving $10 and spending $10, although opposite, are relatively the same. For example, if a person saves $10 a day, after a month their account will have $300 while if a person spends $10 a day, that will result in a debt of $300. While on the surface this makes perfect sense, the problem lies in that these numbers fail to take into account the interest that can be gained or charged on this money. It is this failure to understand the concept of compound interest and the dramatic effect it can have that greatly changes these results.

"It's important to understand that it takes very little to start sinking into debt. For most people, spending $10 a day would not be considered extravagant spending by any means, but $10 can result in tens of thousands of dollar of debt. It's simple to see when you compare the results of what happens when one person saves $10 a day while the other spends $10 a day that he doesn't have.

If a person were to save $300 a month (approx. $10 a day) and invest it to get a 5% yearly return, that person would have $20,402 in the bank after five years. On the other hand, if a person ends up spending $300 a month more than he has and puts it onto a credit card that he doesn't pay off over the same 5 year period, that person will owe $36,259, assuming a 26% credit card interest rate. After five years, the difference between saving $10 and spending $10 each day results in a $56,661 gap in net worth between the two.

Add another five years to the same patterns, and the results are even more dramatic. After 10 years, the person who saved $10 a day would have $46,585 in the bank, whereas the person whop spent the $10 he didn't have would be $167,470 in debt, resulting in a net worth difference of over $210,000."

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Good interview Gone Bad

I really enjoyed seeing this bad interview with Sigur Ros on NPR. They also do a breakdown and commentary of what went wrong. I thought some of you might enjoy this as much as I did. Was it a bad interview because of the bad questions? or because Sigur Ros refused to play along? I believe it was a combination of both. Sigur Ros was not interested in the interview at all and the NPR interviewer seemed a little bit flustered the whole 5 minute interview... Sigor Ros is a great band, so it was fun to see them in this light!


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